I’m a gal who’s usually hesitant to give out details about my “been there, done that”. And then I came across these from A Guy Called Bloke and was feeling a bit adventurous. So, here, folks is a bit of info. It won’t be TMI, promise.
Been so drunk, just couldn’t walk
Oh so way. A lots of times long ago.
Had a near death experience
Oh so way. That’s why I treat each day as a blessing.
Talked to yourself in public
Oh so way. Especially when I was attending acting workshop, or when I was preparing for big speeches. I would say my lines out loud, in different intonations.
Lied about age in order to fit in to the crowd
Oh so way.
Gatecrashed a party
Oh no way, I need familiar faces to bring me home when I get drunk.
Sniffed your underwear to see if it’s clean or dirty
Oh no way. Mastered the art of color coding my underwear so I know which ones to use per day. JK
Not paid a restaurant bill…deliberately
Oh no way. That’s just rude.
Woken up in a strange place, oblivious as to how you got there
Oh so way. Sometimes when I’ve had too much to drink.
Worn clothing inside out
Oh so way. When I was getting dressed after a restless night. My colleague called me out on that. Yikes.
Broken a mirror
Oh no way.
Believed in a conspiracy theory
Oh so way.
Been involved in a riot
Oh SNO way – I was caught in a middle of one back in the university when 2 fraternities got into a fight. So yes, no?
Oh no way. I wouldn’t have the strength even if I wanted to. Coming from me, the receiving person might feel it as just a slap.